#132165 - . Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs? Little Johnny said, Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, Sister, I think it's your legs.